2008 Classic: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2008 Heroic Edition archive.… Read More »2008 Classic: The Hatch
2008 Archive: The Tina Fey & Alec Baldwin Double
Why did they both win? For proving that the “boss-employee” relationship is only funny if it involves mutual insults and extremely expensive alcohol. Part of… Read More »2008 Archive: The Tina Fey & Alec Baldwin Double
2007 Legacy: The Nintendogs Abandonment
The girl who had an emotional breakdown in geography class because she realized she hadn’t turned on her Nintendo DS to feed her virtual puppy… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Nintendogs Abandonment
2007 Legacy: The Spider
I’m “weaving” through the mobile web. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: The Corona
“Lime in the bottle, worry in the heart.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The Coffee
I’m “brewing” a new thread. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: Happy Feet
Why was the dog trying to tap dance? Because the movie about dancing penguins convinced everyone that “rhythm” is a biological requirement for survival. Part… Read More »2006 Archive: Happy Feet
2004 Legacy: The Zip
Why did the blonde try to zip up her computer case? She wanted to “zip” her files. Part of the 52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Zip
2004 Archive: The British “Challenger 2” in Basra
Why were they so calm? Because in 2004, they still believed that “Tea and Biscuits” would solve the Southern Iraq insurgency. Part of the 37… Read More »2004 Archive: The British “Challenger 2” in Basra
2004 Vintage: The Doom 3
A guy walks in and asks, “Why is it so dark in here?” The bartender says, “It’s for the atmosphere.” The guy says, “I need… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Doom 3