2007 Archive: The Onion
I’m “peeling” back the plastic wrap. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The V for Vendetta
Why were there so many Guy Fawkes masks? Because the movie made “Remember, remember the 4th of July” (wait, that’s not right) a thing. Part… Read More »2006 Classic: The V for Vendetta
2006 Vintage: Cars (The Movie)
Why were the eyes on the windshield? Because Pixar decided that if a car is going to talk, it shouldn’t look through its headlights like… Read More »2006 Vintage: Cars (The Movie)
2006 Legacy: U2’s Clean Sweep
Why did How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb win everything? Because the Grammys have a special button that just automatically gives Bono a trophy every… Read More »2006 Legacy: U2’s Clean Sweep
2005 Vintage: The Sudoku Craze
“I’m doing a puzzle!” “Is it a crossword?” “No, it’s a grid of numbers that makes me feel smart until I realize I put two 4s in… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Sudoku Craze
2004 Archive: The Scared Tree
Why did the maple tree go to the doctor? It had “sticky” sap. Part of the 51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 “Social Network” Edition… Read More »2004 Archive: The Scared Tree
2003 Classic: The Office Password
Why was it “Welcome1”? Because 2003 “Cyber Security” was basically an honor system. Part of the 66 Office Groaners: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace”… Read More »2003 Classic: The Office Password
2003 Archive: The Final 2003 June Bell
The beautiful, loud ringing sound that closed out another historic year, sending everyone home for a long summer of broadband internet marathons, updating MySpace profiles,… Read More »2003 Archive: The Final 2003 June Bell
2003 Archive: The Skype Call
Why did the dad put his ear to the computer screen? He was waiting for a “long distance” call from the future. Part of the… Read More »2003 Archive: The Skype Call
2002 Vintage: The Nelly & Kelly “Dilemma”
Why the Excel spreadsheet? Because Kelly Rowland famously tried to text Nelly via Microsoft Excel in the music video, and somehow, it was still the… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Nelly & Kelly “Dilemma”