2001 Classic: Windows XP
Why was Dad staring at a picture of a green hill? He wasn’t dreaming of a vacation; he was just mesmerized by the “Bliss” wallpaper… Read More »2001 Classic: Windows XP
2001 Classic: The Closing Argument
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s offspring. Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders &… Read More »2001 Classic: The Closing Argument
2001 Legacy: The Glitter Soundtrack
Why was it a problem? Because the movie was so bad that people stopped buying the CD, fearing their house would burn down if they… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Glitter Soundtrack
2000 Classic: The Zip 250
Why was the tech guy crying? He got the “Click of Death” on the drive containing the only copy of the annual report. Part of… Read More »2000 Classic: The Zip 250
2000 Archive: The Orange
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad the world didn’t end? Part of the 55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2000 Archive: The Orange
1999 Vintage: The Fight Club
Two guys start fighting in the bar. The bartender says, “Rule number one: You don’t talk about the bar bill.” Part of the 79 Bar… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Fight Club
1999 Legacy: Worst Dressed (The Matrix Award)
Why all the long black leather coats? Because every actor in 1999 thought they were one blue pill away from saving humanity. Part of the… Read More »1999 Legacy: Worst Dressed (The Matrix Award)
1999 Classic: The “Believe” Auto-Tune
Cher is still at the top of the charts, and her voice still sounds like a very soulful radiator. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »1999 Classic: The “Believe” Auto-Tune
1998 Legacy: The “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing” Joke
Why was the song nominated? Because after hearing it 40,000 times on the radio, even the Razzies wanted to go deaf. Part of the 37… Read More »1998 Legacy: The “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing” Joke
1998 Vintage: The Invisible Man
Did you hear about the invisible man who married the invisible woman? Their kids weren’t much to look at either. Part of the 52 Classic… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Invisible Man