2013 Classic: The Anna
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Do you want to build a. / Do you want to build a who? / Do you want to… Read More »2013 Classic: The Anna
2013 Legacy: The Sebastian Vettel Four-Peat
Why was the “Finger” getting annoying? Because Vettel won his fourth straight F1 world title and nine races in a row, making the rest of… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Sebastian Vettel Four-Peat
2013 Classic: The Now You See Me Trick
A movie that convinced me that magicians could rob banks. I tried it; I just lost a card and got banned from the credit union.… Read More »2013 Classic: The Now You See Me Trick
2012 Archive: The iPhone 5 Siri Prayer Failure
The proud tech-savvy deacon demonstrating his new smartphone by asking the voice assistant to look up the Book of Revelation, resulting in a robotic voice… Read More »2012 Archive: The iPhone 5 Siri Prayer Failure
2012 Vintage: The “Playing for Keeps” Burn
Why Gerard Butler? For a romantic comedy where the only thing “for keeps” was the audience’s regret. Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Vintage: The “Playing for Keeps” Burn
2011 Classic: The “Turn Up the Music” Chris Brown
The beat is heavy, the dancing is fast, and 2011 is still full of R&B. Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral Awakening… Read More »2011 Classic: The “Turn Up the Music” Chris Brown
2011 Vintage: The Death of bin Laden
Why was the “Geronimo” message so fast? Because after 10 years, 2 wars, and 3 trillion dollars, the SEALs realized that “For God and Country”… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Death of bin Laden
2008 Vintage: The Forgetting Sarah Marshall
“I’m going to Hawaii to get over my ex.” “In this economy? You’re going to the public pool to get over your overdraft.” Part of the 54… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Forgetting Sarah Marshall
2007 Archive: The “Teardrops on My Guitar”
This Taylor Swift girl is singing about a guy named Drew, and I have a feeling she’s going to write a lot more songs about… Read More »2007 Archive: The “Teardrops on My Guitar”
2007 Archive: The High School Musical 2 Fan
“What time is it? SUMMERTIME! (And also time to change the bulb).” Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the World… Read More »2007 Archive: The High School Musical 2 Fan