2022 Legacy: The Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Why was Idris Elba at the BBQ? Because he voiced Knuckles, making a red echidna the most intimidating guest of 2022. Part of the 36… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Sonic the Hedgehog 2
2022 Archive: The Moonfall Logic
Why was it a joke? Because the Moon tries to kill Earth, and the audience found themselves rooting for the Moon. Part of the 35… Read More »2022 Archive: The Moonfall Logic
2021 Archive: The Metaverse Launch
Why did the lawyer buy land in the Metaverse? So he could serve subpoenas to avatars and bill in “Mana” or “Sand.” Part of the… Read More »2021 Archive: The Metaverse Launch
2021 Vintage: The Crypto Hype
Why did the dad buy a picture of a monkey for $5,000? He heard it was a “Non-Flushable” Token (NFT). Part of the 45 Original… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Crypto Hype
2020 Vintage: Best New Artist
Why Billie Eilish? (See: Every other category. She basically owned the title deeds to the Staples Center that night). Part of the 40 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2020 Vintage: Best New Artist
2020 Vintage: The Fall Guys Addiction
“I’m a little jellybean running through an obstacle course!” “In 2020, this is the only physical activity we have left.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Fall Guys Addiction
2020 Classic: The Bus Driver
“Please wear a mask over your filament before entering the socket!” Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 – The Year of the Great… Read More »2020 Classic: The Bus Driver
2020 Archive: The “Nuclear” Button (Pandemic Edition)
Why so quiet? Because ICBMs are the only things that have been “Social Distancing” in silos for 40 years. Part of the 31 Military Jokes:… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Nuclear” Button (Pandemic Edition)
2019 Legacy: The Pokémon GO Baptismal Raid
The youth pastor spending the first ten minutes of the Sunday service begging teenagers to step away from the sanctuary steps because a rare virtual… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Pokémon GO Baptismal Raid
2018 Vintage: The Nut
I’m “cracking” the safe. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified