2020 Archive: The “Nuclear” Button (Pandemic Edition)

Why so quiet? Because ICBMs are the only things that have been “Social Distancing” in silos for 40 years.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why is there still one guy? Because he’s the "Time Traveler" of t...read more »

Why so many servers? To make sure that "NATO AI" can talk to "EU ...read more »

Why did everyone's Tinder say they were in Cairo? To prove that "...read more »

Why was 2025 the year of the "Mosquito"? Because the military rea...read more »

In 2015, the global military landscape looked like a game of Risk...read more »

Why was August 2024 a "Tactical Surprise"? Because Ukraine decide...read more »

Why the new antennas? To make sure the "Digital Battlefield" stay...read more »

Why was the 2025 signal so fast? To ensure that the Private can r...read more »

Why was the 2025 briefing so secret? Because we finally realized ...read more »

Why the "Dog-Drone"? Because a mechanical dog doesn't need to be ...read more »

In 2009, the military learned that "Counterinsurgency" in the des...read more »

Why did the Pentagon start using "Project Maven"? To prove that a...read more »

In 2018, the military realized that "Operational Security" (OPSEC...read more »

Why did it change to "Algorithmic Superiority"? Because "Winning"...read more »

@Napster_Leech11/10/2000 01:44Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Eminem_Fan_0002/24/2001 10:22Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Grunge_Lord_9404/22/1996 16:59I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Sum41_Skater10/13/1997 04:29In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Beavis_Cornholio07/24/2009 13:56I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Hey_Arnold_Fan05/13/2000 06:37Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!