2018 Archive: The Bitcoin Crash
Why was the “Crypto-King” sleeping on a park bench in Berlin? Because Bitcoin crashed from $19,000 to $6,000 and his “private villa” turned into a “shared sleeping… Read More »2018 Archive: The Bitcoin Crash
2018 Vintage: The Nut
I’m “cracking” the safe. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The Mouse “Logitech G Pro”
Why was it so light? Because the accountant wanted a mouse that moved as fast as his desire to leave the office. Part of the… Read More »2016 Classic: The Mouse “Logitech G Pro”
2015 Legacy: The Iran Nuclear Deal (JCPOA)
Why was July 2015 a diplomatic milestone? Because the P5+1 and Iran spent months in a Swiss hotel to prove that you can trade “Nuclear… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Iran Nuclear Deal (JCPOA)
2015 Classic: The Nurse
“Scale of 1 to 10?” “My pain is a 3, but my ‘Stand Goal’ is a 0. I’m a failure.” Part of the 55 Doctor… Read More »2015 Classic: The Nurse
2015 Vintage: The Best Art Direction
Why did Wes Anderson sweep the visuals? Because he’s the only man who can make a 2D-looking set feel more three-dimensional than Avatar. Part of… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Best Art Direction
2015 Archive: The “Worth It” Fifth Harmony
They’re in an office, they have a saxophone, and they’re very confident about their value. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch… Read More »2015 Archive: The “Worth It” Fifth Harmony
2014 Classic: The Grandchild Identity Roulette
Listing the names of three different nieces, an old landlord, and the deceased family cat before successfully identifying the teenager standing right in front of… Read More »2014 Classic: The Grandchild Identity Roulette
2014 Legacy: The Kim Kardashian’s Paper
A girl tries to balance a champagne glass on her back. The bartender says, “If you break the internet or my glassware, you’re paying for both.” Part… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Kim Kardashian’s Paper
2014 Classic: The Flappy Bird Addict
One, but they keep tapping the ladder too much, hit the ceiling, and have to restart the whole day. Part of the 66 Light Bulb… Read More »2014 Classic: The Flappy Bird Addict