The proud tech-savvy deacon demonstrating his new smartphone by asking the voice assistant to look up the Book of Revelation, resulting in a robotic voice loudly announcing “I found three comic book stores matching your request.”
Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse, iPad Pulpits & Facebook Timeline” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2024 Classic: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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