2019 Classic: The Steph Curry “Lonely” Finals
Why was he shooting 40 times? Because KD and Klay were injured, leaving Steph to fight the entire country of Canada by himself. Part of… Read More »2019 Classic: The Steph Curry “Lonely” Finals
2019 Legacy: The Peach
I’m “just” feeling fuzzy about the MCU. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Legacy: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Calculator
2017 Vintage: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2017 Spinner &… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Alpine
2016 Legacy: Don’t Breathe
Why was the 2016 haunted house so quiet? Because a blind man was hunting the intruders, and even a floorboard creak meant game over. Part… Read More »2016 Legacy: Don’t Breathe
2015 Vintage: The “What Color is This Dress?” Debate
Why the blue and black? Because while we were listening to music, we were also fighting over a photo that nearly destroyed the internet. Part… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “What Color is This Dress?” Debate
2014 Vintage: Best Rap Song
Why “Thrift Shop”? (See: Joke #23. The Academy really loved those 99-cent fur coats). Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The 2014 “Get Lucky &… Read More »2014 Vintage: Best Rap Song
2014 Vintage: The Ferguson Protests
Why was the “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot” chant so powerful? Because it turned a local tragedy into a national mirror that showed America’s “Post-Racial” era… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Ferguson Protests
2014 Classic: The “Uptown Funk” (Teasers)
Why was the 4th “waiting”? Because Bruno Mars and Mark Ronson were about to drop the funkiest song of the decade, and we could already… Read More »2014 Classic: The “Uptown Funk” (Teasers)
2013 Archive: The Detroit Lions “Megatron” Record
Why was Calvin Johnson so tired? Because he broke the single-season receiving record with 1,964 yards, but his team still forgot how to win games.… Read More »2013 Archive: The Detroit Lions “Megatron” Record