2013 Legacy: Lorde’s “Royals”
Why was the family so “un-fancy”? Because we’ll never be royals (royals!), it don’t run in our blood—we’re just here for the discount turkey and… Read More »2013 Legacy: Lorde’s “Royals”
2013 Archive: The Detroit Lions “Megatron” Record
Why was Calvin Johnson so tired? Because he broke the single-season receiving record with 1,964 yards, but his team still forgot how to win games.… Read More »2013 Archive: The Detroit Lions “Megatron” Record
2012 Classic: The Euro 2012 Championship
Why did Poland and Ukraine host? To prove that football can bring Europe together, even if the Euro currency was trying its best to tear… Read More »2012 Classic: The Euro 2012 Championship
2011 Archive: The Berry
I’m “berry” much into this new app. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Legacy: The Jimmie Johnson 5-in-a-row
Why was NASCAR’s trophy case empty? Because Jimmie won his fifth straight title, making the championship trophy his personal property. Part of the 49 Sports… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Jimmie Johnson 5-in-a-row
2010 Vintage: The Old Spice Guy
A guy walks into a bar on a horse. He looks at the bartender and says, “Look at your drink, now back to me, now… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Old Spice Guy
2010 Legacy: The VoIP “Skype HD”
Why was the boss so clear? Because 2010 was the year we realized we could see every pore on the CEO’s face during a 720p… Read More »2010 Legacy: The VoIP “Skype HD”
2009 Legacy: The Search
Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page. Part of the 43 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Search
2009 Legacy: The VoIP “Skype 4.0”
Why was the video so big? Because 2009 was the year we realized our coworkers’ faces were actually “High Definition” (unfortunately). Part of the 72… Read More »2009 Legacy: The VoIP “Skype 4.0”
2009 Legacy: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Why was the 2009 wizard so obsessed with an old textbook? Because the “Half-Blood Prince” had all the best spells (and the best gossip about… Read More »2009 Legacy: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince