The official parish marriage registry containing thick, bumpy layers of correction fluid because the secretary refuses to trust the “delete” key on her new electronic… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
Why were the 2002 Midterms so successful for the GOP? Because when the President is wearing a flight suit, people tend to forget they can’t… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Pre-Election Jitters
I’m a leader. I’m just “pointing” at the obvious. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
Detecting a tiny half-degree temperature change from three rooms away and immediately shouting about the rising cost of heating oil in the local market. Part… Read More »2002 Classic: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
I’m a hand. I’m just “fitting” in. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
Why Wild Wild West? For having more gadgets than plot points and more puns than actual dialogue. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Classic: Worst Screenplay
Why the alien language? For an Icelandic band that proved you didn’t even need to speak a real language to make people cry. Part of… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Sigur Rós “Ágætis byrjun”
Why did Altavista cry? Google just showed that a homepage could be empty. Part of the 61 Office Groaners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Search Engine War
Why did the dad buy “dad-jokes.com”? He wanted to be the “CEO of Cringe.” Part of the 64 Office Groaners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Domain Name
Why did he win Supporting Actor again? For proving that his hair has its own SAG card and a better comedic timing than most lead… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Michael Richards Rule
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