2008 Legacy: The Bottle Opener
“The only thing that still works around here.” Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: Breaking Bad (Debut)
Why was the chemistry teacher at the party wearing only underwear and a gas mask? Because Walter White just started “cooking,” and things were about… Read More »2008 Vintage: Breaking Bad (Debut)
2007 Archive: The AIM Away Message Finale
The last remaining youth group teenagers spending ten minutes crafting highly dramatic, symbol-loaded scripture quotes to use as their AIM away messages right before shutting… Read More »2007 Archive: The AIM Away Message Finale
2007 Legacy: The Phobia
“I’m afraid of ‘The Cloud’.” “It’s just someone else’s computer, relax.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Phobia
2006 Legacy: The “Fergalicious” Definition
Fergie just taught me that “Fergalicious” means “make the boys go loco,” and I’m still trying to find that in the dictionary. Part of the… Read More »2006 Legacy: The “Fergalicious” Definition
2005 Classic: The Launch of the “Million Dollar Homepage”
Why was one pixel a dollar? Because a student realized that people would pay for anything in 2005, as long as it looked like a… Read More »2005 Classic: The Launch of the “Million Dollar Homepage”
2004 Vintage: The Hard Drive
Why did the blonde take her computer for a long walk? She wanted to give it a “hard drive.” Part of the 52 Classic Blonde… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Hard Drive
2004 Classic: The Dish
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish who? / Dish is a nice place! Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004 Social Edition… Read More »2004 Classic: The Dish
2004 Archive: The Menu
I’m “selecting” my favorite “Friends” character. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Archive: The Eternal Sunshine Memory
I wish I could erase the memory of my 2003 haircut, but Jim Carrey says that’s a bad idea. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2004 Archive: The Eternal Sunshine Memory