1995 Classic: The Pencil Sharpener Line
Why was there always a line at the back of the room? Because the sharpener bolted to the wall was the only place you could… Read More »1995 Classic: The Pencil Sharpener Line
Why was there always a line at the back of the room? Because the sharpener bolted to the wall was the only place you could… Read More »1995 Classic: The Pencil Sharpener Line
It started raining on our walk. She blamed me because I said we didn’t need an umbrella. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1995… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Rain
Why did the suitcase go to Tokyo instead of London? Because the agent’s handwriting looked like a doctor’s prescription for disaster. Part of the 44… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Baggage Tag
Writing “Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right” on a napkin like it’s the coordinates to buried treasure. Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995… Read More »1995 Archive: The Video Game Cheat Code
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