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1995 Classic: The Pencil Sharpener Line

Why was there always a line at the back of the room? Because the sharpener bolted to the wall was the only place you could legally gossip with a friend for three minutes.

Part of the 35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1995 “Chalk Dust, Tamagotchis & The Overhead Projector” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Wayne_World_Ex05/12/2000 23:52Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Second_Life_Avy05/06/1997 23:06In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@Fred_Channel_0603/31/2004 22:17HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
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