Why did the suitcase go to Tokyo instead of London? Because the agent’s handwriting looked like a doctor’s prescription for disaster.
Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1995 “Paper Tickets & Fanny Packs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
The highest note of humor!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!