2022 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Tom Hanks in Disney’s Pinocchio? For a performance more “wooden” than the puppet he was building. Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2022… Read More »2022 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor
2022 Legacy: The Rosalía “MOTOMAMI” Revolution
Why the helmet? For the Spanish star who mixed every genre possible to create an experimental pop masterpiece that sounded like the year 3000. Part… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Rosalía “MOTOMAMI” Revolution
2022 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The traditional deep velvet collection bags sitting unused in the vestry closet while a wireless card reader sits on a table by the exit with… Read More »2022 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
2021 Archive: The Screen
I’m “displaying” symptoms of “screen-fatigue.” Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Vintage: The Megan Thee Stallion “Thot S*”
** Why the viral dance? For Megan continuing her run as the most unapologetic and powerful force in rap. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Megan Thee Stallion “Thot S*”
2021 Classic: The Adele 30
“Go easy on me!” “I am going easy on you, the beer is only $6.” Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine &… Read More »2021 Classic: The Adele 30
2021 Archive: The Camera-Off Epidemic
What was the standard alibi for not participating in the history seminar? “Ms. Kowalska, I can see your presentation perfectly, but every time I try… Read More »2021 Archive: The Camera-Off Epidemic
2020 Classic: The Last Dance
Why was Michael Jordan a superstar again in 2020? Because without live sports, we spent five weeks watching him take everything “personally” and reminding us… Read More »2020 Classic: The Last Dance
2019 Legacy: The Peach
I’m “just” feeling fuzzy about the MCU. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Vintage: The Avengers (Endgame)
I love these puns 3000, but honestly, the delivery is a bit “Stark.” I guess it’s just my “inevitable” sense of humor. Part of the… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Avengers (Endgame)