2003 Vintage: The Hospital Bed
“This bed is hard.” “It’s ‘Orthopedic’. That’s doctor-speak for ‘Cheap’.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition archive.… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Hospital Bed
2003 Classic: The Underworld Blue Tint
A movie about vampires and werewolves where the only color allowed on screen is “sad blue.” Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital… Read More »2003 Classic: The Underworld Blue Tint
2003 Archive: The Wallpaper
I’m “decorating” my screen. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Classic: The Windows XP Media Center
Why did the computer lab feel so futuristic? Because the new computers had a blue button that promised to turn your PC into a television,… Read More »2002 Classic: The Windows XP Media Center
2002 Vintage: The Red Bull Mania
A guy orders a “Double Red Bull Vodka.” The bartender says, “So you want to have a heart attack while you’re dancing? Sure thing.” Part… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Red Bull Mania
2002 Archive: The Die Another Day Gadgets
Why did the boss want an invisible car? To make sure no one could see him leaving the office at 3 PM on a Friday.… Read More »2002 Archive: The Die Another Day Gadgets
2001 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Jennifer Lopez for Angel Eyes and The Wedding Planner? For being the “Queen of Rom-Coms” that have so much sugar they give the audience cavities just by… Read More »2001 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
2001 Legacy: The Planet of the Apes (Remake) Fan
“Take your stinking paws off my light fixture!” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and Socket Odyssey archive. Historically Verified
2000 Classic: The Best Adapted Screenplay
Why did The Cider House Rules win? Because John Irving is the only person who can adapt his own 600-page book without losing his mind.… Read More »2000 Classic: The Best Adapted Screenplay
2000 Archive: The Shaq & Kobe Dynasty
Why did the NBA look like a video game? Because Shaq was breaking backboards and Kobe was hitting clutch shots, starting a Lakers run that… Read More »2000 Archive: The Shaq & Kobe Dynasty