2000 Archive: The Shaq & Kobe Dynasty
Why did the NBA look like a video game? Because Shaq was breaking backboards and Kobe was hitting clutch shots, starting a Lakers run that… Read More »2000 Archive: The Shaq & Kobe Dynasty
2000 Archive: The Truth Serum
Why did the lawyer drink the truth serum and still lie? He claimed the serum was “unconstitutional.” Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000… Read More »2000 Archive: The Truth Serum
1999 Classic: The Y2K Compliance
Why did the programmer get a raise? For spending 12 months changing “99” to “2000” in every line of code. Part of the 77 Office… Read More »1999 Classic: The Y2K Compliance
1999 Legacy: The Pager
“My pager is beeping!” “Is it a patient?” “No, it’s a ‘Happy New Year’ message from 1900.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Pager
1998 Vintage: The Blue Dress Legacy
Why was the Gap so nervous in 1998? Because they never expected one of their dresses to become a key piece of “State Evidence.” Part… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Blue Dress Legacy
1998 Legacy: The Celine Dion “My Heart Will Go On” (The Endless Wave)
Why the flute? For the song that was so big it actually threatened to sink the Titanic again just from the sheer weight of its… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Celine Dion “My Heart Will Go On” (The Endless Wave)
1998 Archive: The Darth Maul
My mother-in-law saw the poster for The Phantom Menace. She pointed at Darth Maul and said, “Finally, someone with a sensible amount of eyeliner.” Part of… Read More »1998 Archive: The Darth Maul
1997 Vintage: The Mirror Test
How does a lawyer know he’s still alive? He checks if his breath fogs up a billable invoice. Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Mirror Test
1997 Classic: The Beer Logic
Why is beer better than a girlfriend? A beer doesn’t have a mother. Part of the 49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up”… Read More »1997 Classic: The Beer Logic
1997 Archive: Sarah Michelle Gellar
Why was she hanging out in cemeteries? Because in 1997, Buffy the Vampire Slayer made high school look easy compared to fighting the literal undead. Part of… Read More »1997 Archive: Sarah Michelle Gellar