“Take your stinking paws off my light fixture!”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
A joke for the end of the world.
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!