2010 Archive: The Scott Pilgrim Player
One, but they have to defeat the bulb’s seven evil ex-owners. Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010 – The Inception of the iPad… Read More »2010 Archive: The Scott Pilgrim Player
2010 Classic: Keha (Cannibal)
Why was she “Your Love Is My Drug”? Because in 2010, she was still finding glitter in her hair from 2009 and decided to make… Read More »2010 Classic: Keha (Cannibal)
2009 Archive: The Sherlock Holmes
A guy looks at his glass and says, “Elementary, my dear bartender. This gin is cheap.” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover… Read More »2009 Archive: The Sherlock Holmes
2009 Classic: The Gaga
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gaga. / Gaga who? / Gaga (Got-ta) let me in, I’ve got a bad romance with this doorstep! Part… Read More »2009 Classic: The Gaga
2008 Archive: The Elastic Waistband Creed
Wearing high-waisted, stretch-band polyester trousers that require absolutely no iron work, paired with white walking sneakers that squeak loudly on every linoleum floor. Part of… Read More »2008 Archive: The Elastic Waistband Creed
2008 Vintage: The Hottie & The Nottie’s Logic
Why was it a target? Because a movie whose entire premise is “Paris Hilton has an ugly friend” is a concept that should have died… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Hottie & The Nottie’s Logic
2007 Vintage: The “Bratz” Fashion
Why was it hit? For making a movie that felt like a 90-minute commercial for things that break within two days. Part of the 39… Read More »2007 Vintage: The “Bratz” Fashion
2007 Legacy: The Slide to Unlock
Why did the blonde slide her whole body across the floor? She bought an iPhone and was trying to “slide to unlock” her house. Part… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Slide to Unlock
2007 Archive: The Whiskey Sour
“Like a 2007 stock market report.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The Gmail “Storage” Race
Why was the counter still moving? Because Google was giving us 5 GB and we felt like digital kings. Part of the 82 Office Groaners:… Read More »2007 Archive: The Gmail “Storage” Race