2017 Legacy: The Cow

I’m “moo-ving” to a better data plan.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "pining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full ...read more »

I’m "following" the code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

I’m "pride-ful" of my human heart.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "buffering" my social evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "browsing" through the future.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "whining" about the lag in my eyes.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

I’m just your "bold" type of 2025er.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "broadcasting."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan11/27/1995 09:37Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Bill_Ted_Excell07/13/1998 15:24Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Keyboard_Cat_P01/30/1998 10:02Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).

@Warcraft_Orc03/07/2003 00:49Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

@Smosh_Old_School06/16/2015 08:12Back when the internet was simple and funny.