Why did American soccer fans lose their minds? Because he scored in the 91st minute to save the USA from elimination, proving that “Soccer in… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Landon Donovan Goal vs. Algeria
The Sunday School class watching a heavily stylized, blocky Flash animation of David and Goliath on a desktop computer, which takes three minutes to load… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Flash Animation Bible Story
Detecting a tiny half-degree temperature change from three rooms away and immediately shouting about the rising cost of heating oil in the local market. Part… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
Why was Washington so somber? Because the “Lion of the Senate” was gone, leaving a hole in the Democratic Party that couldn’t be filled by… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Death of Ted Kennedy
Why the jokes about vampires? For proving that “V-juice” and Southern accents are the keys to a cult following on HBO. Part of the 36… Read More »2009 Classic: The True Blood Popularity
My doctor spent fifteen minutes trying to open my file on his tiny netbook. I said, “Is it loading?” He said, “No, it’s deciding if… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Netbook Struggle
I’m “painting.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
What did the lawyer say to the IT guy? “Can you make my emails self-destruct after the client reads the bill?” Part of the 47… Read More »2009 Classic: The Tech Support
She says the Dyson has “more personality” than I do. Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Bitcoin” Edition archive. Historically Verified
I’m “pinning” my hopes on Marvel. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
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