2023 Classic: The AI Voice Covers
“I’m listening to Frank Sinatra sing ‘Baby Shark’!” “In 2023, the internet is officially broken, and I love it.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2023 Classic: The AI Voice Covers
2021 Legacy: The MySpace “Data Loss” Memory
(Still the same joke, but now we’re calling it “The Great Digital Erasure”). Part of the 75 Office Groaners: The 2021 “Great Resignation & NFTs”… Read More »2021 Legacy: The MySpace “Data Loss” Memory
2021 Archive: The Crypto Rollercoaster
“I’m a Dogecoin millionaire!” “Can you buy dinner?” “Not today, it dropped 40% because a billionaire tweeted a picture of a rocket. We’re having ramen. Again.” Part… Read More »2021 Archive: The Crypto Rollercoaster
2019 Classic: The “Dance Monkey” Tones and I
This song has been playing in every grocery store on Earth since July. I’m currently doing the “monkey dance” while picking out apples. Part of… Read More »2019 Classic: The “Dance Monkey” Tones and I
2019 Archive: The Tesla Cybertruck Windows
Elon Musk tried to show off his “indestructible” truck and the windows shattered instantly. It’s the perfect metaphor for my 2019 mental health. Part of… Read More »2019 Archive: The Tesla Cybertruck Windows
2019 Legacy: Doctor Sleep
Why was the “Shining” kid all grown up? Because Ewan McGregor had to go back to the Overlook Hotel to deal with some “steam-eating” vampires… Read More »2019 Legacy: Doctor Sleep
2019 Vintage: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new decade! Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Ketchup
2018 Classic: The Bumble User
One, but the bulb has to message the socket first. Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap Edition archive. Historically Verified
2017 Legacy: The Porgs (The Last Jedi)
Why did Star Wars fans have a new obsession? Because in 2017, Disney realized that a screaming, wide-eyed space puffin was the only thing cute enough to… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Porgs (The Last Jedi)
2015 Vintage: The Skateboard
Why did the skateboard go to the bank? To get some “grind” money. Part of the 57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress” Edition… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Skateboard