Why were umbrellas the symbol? To remind the world that “Democracy” needs protection from more than just a little rain. Part of the 39 Presidential… Read More »2014 Archive: The “Occupy Central” in Hong Kong
“Take this. It has ‘Organic Smart-Crystals’.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
Utilizing a heavy plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpet cleaner’s phone number hidden in the microscopic text of the giant commercial print directory.… Read More »2013 Archive: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
Why were people staring at the garden ornaments? Because Miley taught us that “Independence” means you can swing on a wrecking ball if you really… Read More »2013 Archive: The Miley Cyrus “Wrecking Ball” Shock
Why did Kim Kardashian win Worst Supporting Actress? Because she proved that being a reality star requires a very different set of skills than acting… Read More »2013 Classic: Tyler Perry’s Temptation
Why did the blonde wave at the ATM? She thought it was a “webcam” and her bank was watching. Part of the 67 Classic Blonde… Read More »2012 Classic: The Webcam
She says 70 degrees is “the temperature of a failed state.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Snapchat” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Archive: The Thermostat
I told my wife I’m the “Dragonborn.” She told me that unless I can “Fus Ro Dah” the trash out to the curb with my… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Skyrim
My friend sent me a photo that disappeared after 5 seconds. I spent 4 of those seconds wondering why he looked like a dog. Part… Read More »2011 Classic: The Snapchat Mystery
Why did American soccer fans lose their minds? Because he scored in the 91st minute to save the USA from elimination, proving that “Soccer in… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Landon Donovan Goal vs. Algeria
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