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2014 Classic: The Vitamin

“Take this. It has ‘Organic Smart-Crystals’.”

Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Angelfire_User05/28/2000 10:01Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@Ruby_Rhod_Green05/05/1998 23:29Super green! Hilarious!
@Flashdance_What07/11/2005 08:22What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Bebo_Lover_0503/08/2015 07:55Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@Terran_Marine01/03/1997 04:40Go, go, go! More jokes!
@Fred_Channel_0610/21/1995 15:31HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
@Forever_Alone_X06/02/1998 13:26At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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