Why were people staring at the garden ornaments? Because Miley taught us that “Independence” means you can swing on a wrecking ball if you really want to.
Part of the 35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Foxes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Post-Social" Era
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2024 Archive: The "Austin" Dasha
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2024 Vintage: The "Espresso" (Still!) Energy
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2025 Legacy: The "Bio-Hacked" Hot Dog
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2024 Vintage: The Paris Olympics Prep
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2024 Vintage: The "Please Please Please" Begging
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Top tier web animation humor!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.