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Why did the blonde put her boots in the oven?

You’ll appreciate the logic in this one:

She didn’t want to get cold feet.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder10/16/2006 17:25I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@Quake_Fragger06/21/1995 10:14M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@PalmPilot_Pro04/07/2013 13:13Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Ebay_Sniper03/26/2015 13:59Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Hellboy_Red07/20/2013 14:09I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Space_Jam_Lola10/18/1999 07:44Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@Orkut_Member_9912/20/2009 13:09A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Happy_Tree_Fans02/06/2014 09:45So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put her boots in the oven?”

  1. User_868
    User_868 [Human Verified]

    i showed this to my blonde coworker and she just stared at me for 30 seconds. priceless.

  2. User_607
    User_607 [Human Verified]

    wait… i had to read this twice to get it. does that make me a blonde too?? hahaha.

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