My doctor spent fifteen minutes trying to open my file on his tiny netbook. I said, “Is it loading?” He said, “No, it’s deciding if it wants to stay in 2009 or crash back to 1999.”
Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
I am listening... and I am laughing.
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
No way! That’s too much!