2020 Classic: Best Country Solo Performance
Why “Ride Me Back Home”? Because Willie Nelson is the only person allowed to win a Grammy for singing about a horse. Part of the… Read More »2020 Classic: Best Country Solo Performance
2020 Archive: The Curfew
The bartender yells, “Last call! It’s 9:55 PM!” A guy says, “But the virus doesn’t wake up until 10, right?” The bartender sighs, “In 2020,… Read More »2020 Archive: The Curfew
2020 Vintage: The Online Shopping
I bought a 10-foot inflatable T-Rex. My wife asked, “Why?” I said, “It was on sale and I’m lonely.” Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Online Shopping
2020 Archive: The “Karen” Costume
What was the scariest monster of 2010? A woman with a specific blonde bob haircut demanding to speak to the manager of the haunted house… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Karen” Costume
2020 Vintage: The Lockdown
Why did politicians love 2020? Because it was the only time in history they could tell people to stay home, do nothing, and “save the… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Lockdown
2020 Classic: The Wipe Down
The bartender cleans the counter for the 400th time. “If I scrub any harder, I’ll find 1995 under here.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2020 Classic: The Wipe Down
2020 Legacy: The Ted Lasso Coach
“I believe… that this bulb is going to be just great, ya hear?” Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 – The Year of… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Ted Lasso Coach
2019 Legacy: The Knee
“It hurts when I ‘Renegade’.” “Then stop doing 2019 dance trends in the grocery store.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Knee
2019 Archive: The “Old Town Road” Takeover
Lil Nas X just proved that you can combine country, rap, and a catchy beat to stay at Number 1 for 19 weeks. I’m currently… Read More »2019 Archive: The “Old Town Road” Takeover
2017 Archive: The iPhone X FaceID Fail
Why was the boss making weird faces at his phone? He got the new iPhone X and it wouldn’t recognize him after he put on… Read More »2017 Archive: The iPhone X FaceID Fail