2003 Classic: The Scanner

I’m “beaming” with pride.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "phasing."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "locking" my DNA profile.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

2004 wasn't just a year; it was a cultural pivot point. While we ...read more »

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2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

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I’m "shining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

2016 was a wild ride of augmented reality and viral sensations. W...read more »

I’m "concentrating" on being real.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

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@Lycos_Dog12/04/2004 22:47Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Clueless_Cher11/21/2013 14:39As if! This is too funny.

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan07/28/2015 19:17Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

@Homestar_Runner02/19/1997 00:11That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Hashtag_Master06/15/1995 17:29#funny #joke #retro #90s