The senior ministry hosting a virtual bowling and tennis championship in the fellowship hall, which ends abruptly when an elderly lady accidentally throws the wireless… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Wii Sports Senior Tournament
It has a “unibody” design. It’s so sleek I’m afraid to touch it with my human fingers. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009… Read More »2009 Vintage: The 2009 MacBook Pro
Why was she back? Because in 2009, she broke the record for the biggest jump to #1, proving our lives really would suck without her… Read More »2009 Vintage: Kelly Clarkson (My Life Would Suck Without You)
I’m “keeping” it “123456.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
Why did the dog think he had powers? Because in 2008, Disney proved that John Travolta can play a puppy just as well as he… Read More »2008 Archive: Bolt
Why did the Japanese PM quit after one year? Because his “beautiful country” plan didn’t include “losing every election and having a stomach ache.” Part… Read More »2007 Archive: The Shinzo Abe Resignation
Why did everyone sound like a dictionary of slang? Because Diablo Cody proved that a pregnant teenager is much more interesting if she talks like… Read More »2007 Classic: The Juno Dialogue
“Can we rename this ‘The 2007’?” “No.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why was the “other” curse broken? Because everyone was so busy talking about the Red Sox in 2004 that they forgot the White Sox hadn’t… Read More »2005 Classic: The Chicago White Sox
Why did the blonde throw her GPS in the trash? She started watching “Lost” and thought being lost was the new trend. Part of the… Read More »2004 Classic: The Lost (TV Show)
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