2004 Archive: The Red Carpet Rain
Why was there a tent? Because even the Elves of Rivendell can’t fix a Hollywood downpour. Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The 2004 “Return… Read More »2004 Archive: The Red Carpet Rain
2003 Classic: The Scanner
I’m “beaming” with pride. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Vintage: The Sun
I’m “beaming” 24/7. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The Saddam “Spider Hole” Capture
Why was the 2003 capture so dramatic? Because after months of searching, the “Ace of Spades” was found living in a hole that had worse… Read More »2003 Classic: The Saddam “Spider Hole” Capture
2003 Archive: The “Complicated” Avril (Wait, that was 2002)
She’s still here, and I’m still wearing three belts at the same time. Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital Dawn archive. Historically… Read More »2003 Archive: The “Complicated” Avril (Wait, that was 2002)
2003 Classic: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation admiring how clean and sharp the text looks in the weekly bulletin because the office finally replaced the old ink-smeared mimeograph machine with… Read More »2003 Classic: The Laser Printer Transition
2003 Classic: The “Picture” Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow
The official song of every karaoke bar in the midwest for the next decade. Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital Dawn archive.… Read More »2003 Classic: The “Picture” Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow
2003 Vintage: The Spy Kids 3-D
Game Over: Why was everyone wearing red and blue glasses? Because “3-D” was back, and it looked just as blurry as it did in the… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Spy Kids 3-D
2002 Legacy: The Road to Perdition Rain
Why Tom Hanks with a gun? For proving that even when he’s a hitman, Tom Hanks is still the most likable guy in the room.… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Road to Perdition Rain
2002 Legacy: The Halle Berry Dress
Why was her Elie Saab dress so famous? Because it was half-embroidery, half-mesh, and 100% destined to be in a museum the moment she started… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Halle Berry Dress