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2003 Classic: The Saddam “Spider Hole” Capture

Why was the 2003 capture so dramatic? Because after months of searching, the “Ace of Spades” was found living in a hole that had worse reception than a 2003 cell phone.

Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Freedom Fries” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Sitter04/24/2012 22:28My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Pirates_Jack_S03/04/2002 02:04But you have heard of this joke!
@Tank_Operator05/23/2013 18:44Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Reddit_Original05/04/2004 08:01The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Leet_Speaker_7701/15/2000 19:097h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Afk_For_Laughs02/25/2006 08:12Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

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