Why did politicians love 2020? Because it was the only time in history they could tell people to stay home, do nothing, and “save the world,” which is a policy most governments have been trying to perfect for years.
Part of the 41 Politicians Jokes: The 2020 “Masks, Zoom & Malarkey” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
I see you... laughing!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.