Why did the Japanese PM quit after one year? Because his “beautiful country” plan didn’t include “losing every election and having a stomach ache.”
Part of the 41 Politicians Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Subprime Shakes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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The farce is strong with this one!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Laughing is as laughing does.
The highest note of humor!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
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