2023 Archive: The Scream VI Subway
Ghostface in New York. 2023 is the year of “Urban Slasher” paranoia. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023 Barbenheimer Burn archive. Historically Verified
2023 Vintage: The India Moon Landing (Chandrayaan-3)
Why was the White House so supportive? Because they wanted to see if the moon had any “Subprime Mortgages” left for the 2024 budget. Part… Read More »2023 Vintage: The India Moon Landing (Chandrayaan-3)
2023 Archive: Sun
I’m “shining” through the blue light. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Legacy: Delul-u is the Solul-u
Why did the sister think she was going to marry a billionaire by New Year’s? Because being “delusional” was the official 2023 survival strategy for… Read More »2023 Legacy: Delul-u is the Solul-u
2023 Classic: The Launch of the “Cocaine Bear” Movie
Why was the bear on a bender? 2023 proved that a true story + a giant predator + illegal substances = the only action movie… Read More »2023 Classic: The Launch of the “Cocaine Bear” Movie
2023 Vintage: The Bluey Obsession
“Why are we watching a cartoon about dogs?” “Because Bluey’s dad is a better parent than I’ll ever be and I need to learn his secrets!” Part… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Bluey Obsession
2023 Vintage: The Best Visual Effects
Why was Avatar: The Way of Water a lock? Because James Cameron spent a decade making sure the water looked more real than the actual… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Best Visual Effects
2023 Archive: The Selfie
Why did the blonde try to take a photo of her brain? She heard it was the only way to prove it was still “online.”… Read More »2023 Archive: The Selfie
2022 Classic: The Los Angeles Rams Super Bowl
Why was Hollywood so happy? Because they bought a “Super-Duper-Team,” won the ring in their own stadium, and Matthew Stafford finally proved that Detroit was… Read More »2022 Classic: The Los Angeles Rams Super Bowl
2021 Legacy: The Firefox “Redesign”
Why was the nerd happy? “The tabs are floating! They aren’t attached to anything! It’s like magic!” Part of the 75 Office Groaners: The 2021… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Firefox “Redesign”