2005 Archive: The My Name is Earl
A guy walks in with a list of all the people he’s owed drinks to since 1990. Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The 2005… Read More »2005 Archive: The My Name is Earl
2004 Archive: The “Obsesión” Aventura
Bachata has officially entered the mainstream, and I’m trying to figure out how to move my hips without breaking something. Part of the 73 Observational… Read More »2004 Archive: The “Obsesión” Aventura
2004 Legacy: The Mouse Scroll Click
Why did it open a new tab? Because 2004 browsers were finally teaching us the “Middle Click” secret. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Mouse Scroll Click
2004 Archive: The Cloud
I’m “feeling” a bit hazy today. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Archive: The Speeding Ticket
Why did the lawyer tell the officer he was a “sovereign citizen”? He didn’t believe it; he just wanted to see if he could bill… Read More »2003 Archive: The Speeding Ticket
2003 Classic: The Hourly Rate
Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent yawning? “Involuntary respiratory tactical pauses.” Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes &… Read More »2003 Classic: The Hourly Rate
2003 Legacy: Elf
Why was Will Ferrell in tights? Because in 2003, he proved that “smiling is my favorite” and eating spaghetti with maple syrup was the key… Read More »2003 Legacy: Elf
2003 Vintage: The “Breathe” Blu Cantrell
Sean Paul is on this track too. Is Sean Paul on every track in 2003? I think he is. Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2003 Vintage: The “Breathe” Blu Cantrell
2002 Classic: The Shag Carpet Shock Wave
Building up an immense layer of static electricity by shuffling orthopedic slippers across an old carpet, then delivering a massive spark to anyone who requests… Read More »2002 Classic: The Shag Carpet Shock Wave
2002 Classic: The Sweet Home Alabama Dream
Reese Witherspoon proved that you can have a hot husband in New York AND a hot husband in the south. Part of the 76 Observational… Read More »2002 Classic: The Sweet Home Alabama Dream