I’m “feeling” a bit hazy today.
Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
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73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition
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118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.