2009 Archive: Best Female Country Vocal
Why “Last Name” by Carrie Underwood? Because it’s the best song ever written about having a really good time in Vegas and forgetting who you… Read More »2009 Archive: Best Female Country Vocal
2008 Legacy: The Mamma Mia! Fan
“Mamma Mia, here I go again… My my, how can I resist the 75-watt?” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Mamma Mia! Fan
2008 Legacy: The Madagascar 2 Fan
“I like to move it, move it! (The bulb, into the socket).” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark Knight Rises… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Madagascar 2 Fan
2007 Legacy: The Winamp 5.5
Why was it “The 10th Anniversary”? Because the IT guy wanted to show he’s been listening to MP3s since the 20th century. Part of the… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Winamp 5.5
2007 Vintage: Assassin’s Creed
Why was the nephew climbing the curtains? Because the first game came out and he was convinced he could perform a “Leap of Faith” into… Read More »2007 Vintage: Assassin’s Creed
2007 Vintage: The Glove
I’m “fitting” into the new era. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The Ocean’s Thirteen Revenge
Why the “Gilroy”? For a sequel that proved the only reason to rob a casino is if Al Pacino is being mean to your friend… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Ocean’s Thirteen Revenge
2006 Vintage: The Hashtag
She doesn’t know how hashtags work. She just says “Hashtag: Disappointed” out loud after every dinner. Part of the 63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Hashtag
2006 Classic: The Sand
I’m “shore” about my top eight. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The Lime
I’m in the “limelight” (literally, I’m the Person of the Year). Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive.… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Lime