2017 Legacy: The Alien
Covenant: “I’m exploring a new world!” “The attic isn’t a new world, and those ‘aliens’ are just squirrels. Get down.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Alien
2017 Vintage: The Digital Camera “Mirrorless” Hype
Why did the dad sell his DSLR? He heard “Mirrorless” was the future and he wanted to take photos of his lawn in 42 megapixels.… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Digital Camera “Mirrorless” Hype
2017 Classic: The Wood
I’m “pining” for a vacation. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Vintage: The Snow
I’m “chilled” out with my lure. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Classic: Left Shark (Super Bowl)
Why did the shark to the left of Katy Perry become an icon? Because in 2015, we all related to someone who clearly didn’t know… Read More »2015 Classic: Left Shark (Super Bowl)
2015 Vintage: The Mad Max Fury Road
Why did the blonde bring a bag of chrome spray paint to the car wash? She wanted her sedan to be “witnessed” on the way… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Mad Max Fury Road
2015 Vintage: The Airbag
She asked if the car has “judgmental sensors.” I told her she’s sitting on them. Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Airbag
2015 Archive: The Foals “What Went Down”
Why the aggression? For the British band proving they could be the loudest and heaviest act on the festival circuit. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2015 Archive: The Foals “What Went Down”
2014 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The ushers utilizing long wooden poles with deep velvet bags attached to the ends, ensuring complete secrecy regarding whether you dropped in a twenty-dollar bill… Read More »2014 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
2013 Vintage: The Diet 2
“The ‘Paleo’ diet is so 2012. In 2013, we only eat things that look good in a square photo.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Diet 2