The ushers utilizing long wooden poles with deep velvet bags attached to the ends, ensuring complete secrecy regarding whether you dropped in a twenty-dollar bill or a shiny copper penny.
Part of the 33 Religious Jokes: The 2014 “Cloud Storage, Tablet Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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38 Religious Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse, iPad Pulpits & Facebook Timeline” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Bluetooth Speaker Hijack
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2024 Legacy: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare
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A teenager wearing an oversized, swishing nylon winter jacket get...read more »
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Internet is like a box of chocolates...
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
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This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
This is the future of humor!