Covenant: “I’m exploring a new world!” “The attic isn’t a new world, and those ‘aliens’ are just squirrels. Get down.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Bloody brilliant, mate!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.