Skip to content
Home » The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025 » 2009 Archive: Best Female Country Vocal

2009 Archive: Best Female Country Vocal

Why “Last Name” by Carrie Underwood? Because it’s the best song ever written about having a really good time in Vegas and forgetting who you married.

Part of the 41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009 “Raising Sand & Revolutionary Coldplay” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: Best Alternative Performance
Why "Good Luck, Babe!"? Because Chappell Roan made a song so thea...read more »
2025 Vintage: Best Music Film
Why The Eras Tour? Because Taylor Swift turned a movie theater in...read more »
2025 Classic: Best Music Video
Why "Not Like Us"? Because watching a mustard-yellow car and a lo...read more »
2025 Vintage: Best Score Soundtrack
Why Oppenheimer? No, that was last year—it was Dune: Part Two! Fo...read more »
2024 Legacy: Billie Eilish’s "Barbie" Jacket
Why was she dressed like a vintage doll? Because "What Was I Made...read more »
2024 Classic: Best R&B Performance
Why "ICU"? Because Coco Jones has a voice that can literally wake...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best R&B Album
Why Coming Home? Because Usher reminded us that he’s the king of ...read more »
35 Grammy Jokes: The 2017 “Adele’s Heartbreak & Lemonade Justice” Edition
In 2017, the 59th Grammy Awards were a showdown between two of th...read more »
2025 Archive: Best Pop Vocal Album
Why did Short n' Sweet win? Because Sabrina Carpenter proved that...read more »
2025 Vintage: Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album
Why did it go to the "Great American Songbook"? Because the Gramm...read more »

😜 More from category: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Legacy: Best Rock Performance
Why "Not Strong Enough"? Because boygenius proved that three "sad...read more »
2025 Archive: Best Songwriter
Why Amy Allen? Because she’s the person responsible for the lyric...read more »
37 Grammy Jokes: The 2021 “Folklore & The Queen’s Coronation” Edition
In 2021, the 63rd Grammy Awards were held outside under a tent wi...read more »
2024 Legacy: Best R&B Song
Why "Snooze"? Because SZA made a song so good we literally forgot...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Terminator_T80010/04/1998 15:13I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Trinity_Matrix04/29/2010 15:27Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei06/13/2003 19:07You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Hansel_So_Hot01/08/1999 19:26That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@First_World_P10/15/1999 21:54My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Rocket_Jumper10/23/2010 08:35This humor took me to new heights!

Yearly Joke Archive

Leave a Reply

Human Humor: Eco

We use 0% cookies and no tracking. Saving energy and protecting your privacy.