2002 Classic: The Sweet Home Alabama Dream
Reese Witherspoon proved that you can have a hot husband in New York AND a hot husband in the south. Part of the 76 Observational… Read More »2002 Classic: The Sweet Home Alabama Dream
2001 Classic: The Hal
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hal. / Hal who? / Hal-lo? Is anyone home in this space station? Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2001 Classic: The Hal
2001 Vintage: The Windows XP Hill
I’ve spent more time staring at that perfectly green “Bliss” hill wallpaper than I have actually looking at real nature this year. Part of the… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Windows XP Hill
2001 Vintage: The Reality Producer
“Can we make the bulb-changing feel more like a elimination challenge?” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and Socket Odyssey… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Reality Producer
2001 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
Why Patricia Heaton? For her second win, proving that surviving Ray Barone is a long-term endurance sport. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
2001 Archive: The Strawberry Hard Candy Brick
Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, sticky mass of five individual strawberry-patterned hard candies that have melted together over… Read More »2001 Archive: The Strawberry Hard Candy Brick
2000 Classic: Madonna (Music)
Why was she a cowgirl? Because in 2000, Madonna decided that “Electro-Folk” and a Stetson hat were the only way to stay ahead of the… Read More »2000 Classic: Madonna (Music)
1998 Legacy: The Best Sound Editing
Why did Titanic win (again)? Because the sound of an iceberg hitting steel is the official ringtone of 1998. Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Best Sound Editing
1998 Legacy: The Euro (Introduction Hype)
Why was the European exchange student confused? Because they were preparing for a new currency while we were still trying to find a dime for… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Euro (Introduction Hype)
1995 Legacy: The Al Gore “Information Superhighway”
Why was the Vice President so stiff? Because he was still trying to figure out if he actually “Invented” the internet or just “Sublet” it.… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Al Gore “Information Superhighway”