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2007 Vintage: Assassin’s Creed

 Why was the nephew climbing the curtains? Because the first game came out and he was convinced he could perform a “Leap of Faith” into a pile of discarded wrapping paper.

Part of the 31 Christmas Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Deathly Hallows” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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