2017 Legacy: The Insurance
I asked if they cover ‘AI-induced Stress.’ They said, “Only if the AI is the one filing the claim.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Insurance
2016 Legacy: The Death of Muhammad Ali
Why did world leaders salute the “Greatest”? To remind us that you can be a rebel and a legend at the same time—a combo no… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Death of Muhammad Ali
2016 Legacy: The Grandchild Identity Roulette
Listing the names of three different nieces, an old landlord, and the deceased family cat before successfully identifying the teenager standing right in front of… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Grandchild Identity Roulette
2016 Classic: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the final annual parish budget summary on eye-searing, neon-green copy paper so that no family can claim they mistook the serious multi-thousand-dollar church deficit… Read More »2016 Classic: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
2015 Classic: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
The pastor piously leading a moment of deep silent reflection while his wireless microphone picks up a clear, loud conversation from a local truck driver… Read More »2015 Classic: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
2015 Classic: Caitlyn Jenner
Why was the “Vanity Fair” cover the talk of the table? Because 2015 was the year “Call Me Caitlyn” changed the conversation about identity forever.… Read More »2015 Classic: Caitlyn Jenner
2014 Vintage: The Bus Driver
“Move to the back! It’s dark, but I know you’re sitting on the floor!” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Bus Driver
2014 Archive: The Scroll
I’m “rolling” through the comments of a celebrity. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Classic: The Bean
I’ve “been” here since the first hashtag. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Classic: The Lorde “Royals”
Why did the backpacker feel like a king? Because the song told him he didn’t need “Grey Goose, cherry wine” to have a good time… Read More »2013 Classic: The Lorde “Royals”