2022 Legacy: The Men
We watched the horror movie. She said it’s a perfect metaphor for men. I’m too afraid to ask what she means. Part of the 62… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Men
2022 Vintage: The Kate Bush “Stranger Things” Resurgence
Why the hill? Because 37 years later, “Running Up That Hill” hit #1 globally, proving that Gen Z has excellent taste when they aren’t busy… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Kate Bush “Stranger Things” Resurgence
2020 Archive: The TikTok Ban Threat
Why was the government afraid of “Gen Z” dancing? Because they realized that a 15-second “Savage” dance was a more effective way to organize a… Read More »2020 Archive: The TikTok Ban Threat
2019 Classic: The Kim Kardashian & Kendall Jenner Moment
Why the laughter? Because when Kim said their family knows what it means to “be real,” the whole room laughed thinking it was a rehearsed… Read More »2019 Classic: The Kim Kardashian & Kendall Jenner Moment
2019 Archive: The “Storm Area 51” Craze
Why was the 2019 BBQ so “Alien-themed”? Because 2 million people “planned” to storm the base in Nevada, making every guest practice their “Naruto Run”… Read More »2019 Archive: The “Storm Area 51” Craze
2018 Vintage: The Tide Pod “Chef”
None. They’re too busy being told by the internet not to eat laundry detergent to worry about the lights. Part of the 64 Light Bulb… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Tide Pod “Chef”
2018 Vintage: The Death of a Nation Logic
Why was Dinesh D’Souza back? Because the Razzies feel that his documentaries are the only films consistent enough to be nominated every single time he… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Death of a Nation Logic
2018 Vintage: The Mowgli vs. Jungle Book
Why are there two? Why does the bear look so sad in this one? Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality archive.… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Mowgli vs. Jungle Book
2018 Classic: The Firefox “Quantum” (Year 2)
Why was the nerd happy? “It’s still fast! Look at the tab switching! It’s like butter!” Part of the 71 Office Groaners: The 2018 “GDPR… Read More »2018 Classic: The Firefox “Quantum” (Year 2)
2017 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)
Why Julia Louis-Dreyfus? Because Selina Meyer would probably have rigged the results if Julia hadn’t won them herself. Part of the 39 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2017 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actress (Comedy)