Why was the 2019 BBQ so “Alien-themed”? Because 2 million people “planned” to storm the base in Nevada, making every guest practice their “Naruto Run” past the snack table.
Part of the 38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Area 51” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!