2013 Archive: The Inside Llewyn Davis Cat
Why the folk music? For a Coen Brothers movie that proved life is a circle, and if you’re a musician in 1961, that circle is… Read More »2013 Archive: The Inside Llewyn Davis Cat
2013 Classic: The Lorde “Royals”
Why did the backpacker feel like a king? Because the song told him he didn’t need “Grey Goose, cherry wine” to have a good time… Read More »2013 Classic: The Lorde “Royals”
2012 Vintage: The Laptop Heat
Why was the desk smoking? Because the “Ivy Bridge” processor was trying to run Gangnam Style in 1080p. Part of the 80 Office Groaners: The 2012 “Maya… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Laptop Heat
2010 Archive: The Cloud
I’m “feeling” a bit foggy on how sync works. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The E-mail Thread
She’s started “starring” my e-mails in her inbox. Only the ones where I admit I was wrong. Part of the 60 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2008… Read More »2008 Archive: The E-mail Thread
2006 Archive: The Razr Flip Finale
Why did the math quiz sound like a rhythmic clicking routine? Because the cool kids were still aggressively slamming their metallic Motorola Razr phones shut… Read More »2006 Archive: The Razr Flip Finale
2006 Archive: The Ice Cube
“I’m cooler than a Blu-ray player.” Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2005 Archive: The YouTube First
Why did the teenager film a 19-second clip at the zoo? Because he saw the first-ever YouTube video and decided that standing in front of… Read More »2005 Archive: The YouTube First
2004 Legacy: The Garmin GPS
Why did the dad throw the device out the window? Because the voice kept saying “Recalculating” every time he tried to find a shortcut to… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Garmin GPS
2004 Classic: The World of Warcraft Player
One, but they have to grind for 40 hours to get the “Legendary 60-Watt” drop. Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The… Read More »2004 Classic: The World of Warcraft Player