2004 Classic: The Magnet
I’m “attracted” to my new digital profile. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The Florida Marlins World Series
Why were they the “Giant Killers”? Because they beat the Yankees with a team of “nobodies” and a 72-year-old manager who looked like he’d seen… Read More »2003 Classic: The Florida Marlins World Series
2003 Vintage: The Blackwater Expansion
Why were they everywhere? Because why use a soldier when you can use a guy who gets paid five times as much and doesn’t have… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Blackwater Expansion
2003 Legacy: The Digital Chart
My doctor’s new software crashed mid-exam. He looked at me and said, “According to this, you’re a 404 Error. Please come back when you’ve been… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Digital Chart
2003 Vintage: The Nelly, P. Diddy & Murphy Lee “Shake Ya Tailfeather”
Why Bad Boys II? For the summer anthem that made everyone want a denim jacket and aviator sunglasses. Part of the 38 Musician & Rock… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Nelly, P. Diddy & Murphy Lee “Shake Ya Tailfeather”
2002 Classic: The Color Screen Complaint
Looking at a grandchild’s brand-new Nokia phone with a color display and grumbling that the bright blue background makes it completely impossible to read a… Read More »2002 Classic: The Color Screen Complaint
2002 Classic: The 28 Days Later Running
Why the fast zombies? For making everyone in 2002 realize that the “slow shuffle” was over—if you wanted to survive the apocalypse, you needed a… Read More »2002 Classic: The 28 Days Later Running
2001 Vintage: The Emergency
“Is there a doctor on board?” “I’m a Veterinarian!” “Close enough, this guy eats like a horse anyway.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Emergency
1999 Vintage: The Butterfly Clip Overload
Looking like you had an entire plastic insect collection attached to your hair just to hold back two small strands of bangs. Part of the… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Butterfly Clip Overload
1998 Vintage: The Godzilla (1998) Director
One, but the bulb is much bigger than expected and looks like a giant iguana. Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Godzilla (1998) Director